The CrossFit Open is upon us. I didn’t get into this sport to compete. As with many things I could never have predicted this when I first walked in the door of Cape CrossFit or first heard LaaLaa talking about this crazy paleo thing on New Years Day of 2010. I actually seem to recall saying something along the lines of: ‘Well that method of training sounds cool. But I’m never going to stop eating bread and drinking beer!’ Never say never.
CrossFit is a cult. It is. It’s also
a method of training, a series of branded gyms, and a competitive sport. Some
day I may talk about the genius of Reebok marketing (big shout out to Chris
Froio).
I was introduced to the notion of
‘braai marketing’ last week. A braai is a South Africanism that doesn’t really
translate. So for the non-South Africans, imagine a Fourth of July cookout.
That’ll work as a metaphor. The notion of braai marketing is that you want to
have a brand that’s so well-loved and notable that people talk about it, and in
a good way. Think TiVo. Not USAir or Comcast.
Now what the geniuses of marketing
at CrossFit have done is to turn the competition season, that really is designed
for the fittest people in the planet, into a massive marketing engine for the
brand, and the sport.
How have they done this?
Well, consider golf, or tennis. I
don’t know anything about these sports, but I bet even to enter a tournament
you probably have to have a track record of some sort or pay a large fee. So
the normal people of the world never do so, and we get to watch Tiger Woods and
Roger Federer on TV, but we really can’t relate.
CrossFit did the opposite: they made
it so every single person can compare themselves to all the elite athletes, and
in such a way that the elite athletes become aspirational. It’s the same model
that works inside a CrossFit gym.
If you’ve never been to a CrossFit
gym, here’s how it works: it’s group training. There are a basic set of
movements you are taught, then you are released into the wild of the normal gym
where there is something called a workout of the day, or WOD (cuz every cult
needs its own language). There is often a strength or technique portion then a
metabolic conditioning portion which is normally either time-based (complete as
many rounds of this circuit as possible in 8 minutes) or task-based (do this
many reps of these exercises as fast as possible). I am definitely simplifying
but the details aren’t important to my
point.
What is important is that a) there
are recommended weights to be used and b) within that framework, everyone does
the same workout. Can’t do pullups? Use a big rubber band to help you. Can’t
clean 50kgs? Use 30.
The gyms have no mirrors, but they
do have a whiteboard. So if the first part is 1 rep max back squat and the
second part is 21-15-9 deadlifts and box jumps, or whatever it is, you write
your scores up on the whiteboard after. It’s public, for everyone to see.
What does this mean? First, if you
can’t do the workout at the recommended weights (‘as Rx’d’ in the lingo), you
aspire to that. Second, everyone is suffering through the same thing but you’re
also kind of competing with each other. The people to whom CrossFit appeals the
most are those Type A personalities who want to be good at everything … and
better than the guy or girl next to them.
There are benchmark workouts and the
gym records for those are also on the board, although in many cases they are
shockingly outdated in my experience. Be that as it may, you want your name up
there. And you want to move up the list, and if you’re on the list you don’t
want someone else knocking you out of your spot.
As much as it’s friendly and there
is camaraderie, because these gyms are like families, everyone also knows who
the better athletes are and how they stack up. You have someone better than
you, or close to your own ability, you push yourself harder than if you’re on
your own. This has been studied. It is true. So that’s part of the formula for
success, and the reason that the sport experiences like 500% year on year
growth or something stupid like that. Not to say there aren’t some severe
problems with the model. But this post isn’t about that.
The way the CrossFit competition
season works is this: there is a world championship, called the CrossFit Games,
held in Los Angeles in July. There is an individual competition and a team
competition. To get to the CrossFit Games, you have to finish in one of the top
spots in your Region at a live competition called Regionals. Regions that have
more CrossFit gyms get more slots: for example I think all the U.S. Regions get
3 slots for women, 3 for men, and 3 for teams, but Africa gets only one of
each. Fair enough, we have far fewer participants.
In order to qualify for Regionals,
you as an individual have to finish in the top 48 finishers for something
called the CrossFit Open. The way that teams qualify is not important for the
point I’m making. Enough of the intro already.
The CrossFit Open is pure marketing
genius. So what is it? It’s five workouts, announced over five weeks. Everyone
around the world does the same workouts. Even people who haven’t registered for
the Open will probably do similar versions of the workouts.
The best part? The workouts are
announced weekly, one a week, and then you have to complete the workout within
a few days. The way the scoring works is that the top finisher gets 1 point,
second gets 2 points, etc., so lowest point total across all five workouts is
the highest placing finisher going into Regionals.
What does this mean? They’ve done
some things very well, namely:
- Anticipation: Everyone wants to know what the next workout is going to be. There is a countdown widget on the CrossFit Games web site.
- Comparison: You can compare yourself against others in your Region, and the top athletes in the world. This makes those top athletes seem somewhat super-human (trust me, when you go all-out and then someone gets double your score and you wonder how on earth is that humanly possible???).
- Competition: You can see how you compare to everyone else in your Region, by workout and overall. So everyone knows not only who are the top athletes in the gym, but in the entire Region, and worldwide.
- Braai/water cooler marketing: In the Open season, it’s pretty much all anyone talks about. How did it go for you, what will the next workout be, check so-and-so from this gym, or check the scores from THAT gym, either they’re on drugs or they’re not very strict on the movement standards (yes, there is cheating, intentional and non-intentional. It’s a sport)
- Ecosystem marketing: CrossFit coach celebs like Carl Paoli & Kelly Starrett put out pre-Open YouTube videos giving recommendations & strategy. Top athletes put out videos. The entire CrossFit world blogs and video blogs about the whole thing. Talk begets talk.
It’s navel-gazing at an obscene
level. But the absolute tactical genius of it is that really, during the Open
season, it does get to be the thing that everyone talks about. It literally
turns the everyday ‘in gym’ competition into a worldwide competition. In other
words, you might feel pretty cool being the top dog in your gym, until all of a
sudden you’re ranked number 7,000 in the world. Or, you might feel a bit better
about yourself that you’ve in the top 10% worldwide.
Now, it has a very bad side which is
that if you’re a ‘bubble’ athlete you may need to repeat the workout multiple
times to get a good score. That’s one of the things about CrossFit that makes
it so fun: each workout has its tactics. It’s not just about athletic
potential: it’s about the application of that potential. You could be sick, or
injured, or something, and one bad score in a week can and will put you out of
contention.
Oddly enough this is about as
uninjured as I’ve been heading into an Open. Yes, I have this nagging hip issue
and yes, my shoulder is acting wonky but last year I had a BADLY sprained
ankle. I had it taped up obscenely before the 7 minutes of burpees workout, and
I literally could only snatch without pain the day before the snatch ladder
workout. The year before, I was officially the most pathetic qualifier for
Regionals of anyone worldwide: after the second workout I got knee tendonitis
and couldn’t squat, then I sprained my ankle. So I did one rep for each
additional workout just to stay in the competition. Great claim to fame, that.
I did a little better last year, finishing fourth out of about 180 (and one
point out of third: the double-unders killed me in workout 4).
At the moment out of over 90,000
people registered for the Open, Africa has about 630 men, and about 280 women.
That’s about 1%. That makes us a relatively un-competitive region just by the
numbers. In my case, I’m going team for Regionals so if I finish in the top 48
is kind of irrelevant. Although unless I happen to sprain my ankle for the
third year running, I should finish pretty decently.
Unless, of course, the first workout
is 7 minutes of double-unders. Well, we all have our weaknesses. That is mine.
One further comment. It is exciting, yes, even though it's a qualifier and even though we're in a non-competitive region so where we finish in the rankings doesn't really matter. But even still, it's a competition; it's a ranking; you compete. Last year, this was very exciting to me. I would check the web site multiple times a day, I would download and watch the movement standards videos even though I know bloody well the movement standards for a thruster or a wall ball.
Not even kidding, before going to bed before the first workout was announced last year I felt like a little kid the night before Christmas. In a way I literally haven't felt since I was six.
When I woke up and found out the first workout was 7 minutes of burpees, it definitely felt like Christmas. Yeah, I'm weird.
This year, I'm not so into it. Maybe it's because I have other things going on. Or I'm more mature. Or that the hype gets old. But man I can see it in the people who didn't do the Open last year. They are excited. That's good marketing. Excellent. Props to CrossFit.
One further comment. It is exciting, yes, even though it's a qualifier and even though we're in a non-competitive region so where we finish in the rankings doesn't really matter. But even still, it's a competition; it's a ranking; you compete. Last year, this was very exciting to me. I would check the web site multiple times a day, I would download and watch the movement standards videos even though I know bloody well the movement standards for a thruster or a wall ball.
Not even kidding, before going to bed before the first workout was announced last year I felt like a little kid the night before Christmas. In a way I literally haven't felt since I was six.
When I woke up and found out the first workout was 7 minutes of burpees, it definitely felt like Christmas. Yeah, I'm weird.
This year, I'm not so into it. Maybe it's because I have other things going on. Or I'm more mature. Or that the hype gets old. But man I can see it in the people who didn't do the Open last year. They are excited. That's good marketing. Excellent. Props to CrossFit.
We find out the first workout
tonight, sometime while we sleep here in South Africa. There are a few days a
year when the first thing I check upon waking isn’t my email, and this Thursday
will be one of them.
I learned my lesson last year not to
check in the middle of the night when you wake up. It can cause insomnia. Then
again, with Vodacom’s network in the pathetic state it’s in, there is a 50-50
chance that I wouldn’t even be able to check in the middle of the night.
That’s something else that worked
better in Joburg. It’s amazing how much more mobile data you consume when it
works.
- “It’s terrible when your whole life is sport.” – Rebecca
- “I do have trust issues, come to think of it.” – Ellie
- “It’s a balance between not hyper-extending your neck and not being able to see.” – Richie
- “But that takes confidence because you sometimes do fall quite hard.” – Richie
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